We’ll give you 10 belting reasons

Why?!

Because we actually care about what goes into our product.

Like working out?

Us too. Can’t you tell? Canny isn’t a protein shake, but it does contain 11g – that’s the equivalent of two eggs. Proper champs don’t drink raw eggs, though. They drink Canny.

Don’t own a fridge?

That’s cool. Our milk is ambient, which means you can store it at room temperature. Class, eh?!

Hate the dentist?

Who doesn’t. Canny has absolutely no added sugar. Seriously. And contains 40% of your Calcium RDA. So don’t blame us for your fillings.

Like Geordies?

Ant & Dec, Chezza, Shearer. Wey aye, we’re Geordie & proud. Be canny, buy a bottle and make our mams proud.

Like the planet?

Course you do, you canny kid. Canny’s in a carton that’s natural, renewable and recyclable. We blue bin, baby!

Gluten free?

Us too. It’s all the rage.

On a downer?

Cheer up! Canny Chocolate Milk is made with cocoa mass, shown to raise endorphin and serotonin levels in the brain. I know! Not just a pretty bottle.

Like booze?

We do. So when you’re hungover, reach for a Canny. It’ll help you recover. Think of it as the healthy hair of the dog. Without the hairy dog.

Hate rhetorical questions?

Don’t answer that.